“Human stupidity and Universe is infinite but I’m not sure about the second one.”
Explanation of abbreviations and common disillusions in modern society.
PLEASE, IF YOU FEEL OFFENDED…IT IS NOT MY FAULT WHO YOU ARE !!!
BALLS system (extreme sport)
An imaginary organ capable of overriding intelligence and common sense in human body. The only organ in nature capable of surviving on the edge between life and death. Commonly used as “she has more balls than most men”, “he has big balls”.
BALLS system is wildly used by males of humans in extreme activities but an evidence suggest that small percentage of hybrids in female body may develop similar organ.
A tuner with KBS, who spends 80% of time in garage, 18% on rolling road/dyno and 2% on roads (between garage and dyno). Once they obtain dyno graphs, they start to masturbate above 1% increase in max. power.
Symptoms – shiny cars, large brakes, large alloy rims, large aerodynamics – large everything as there is something missing elsewhere !!!
Those people severely suffer from SPS.
The second generation of pub know-all-see-all super humans occupying internet forums and social media.
Symptoms – theoretical knowledge of everything based on songs of bards and old wives fairy tales. No real experience whatsoever. Usual arguments “you are troll, arrogant, egoist, narcissist, crazy, idiot, you talk pish” if you try to educate those poor souls.
“Those who know don’t talk and those who talk don’t know.”
High-GmNM (High G-force massages)
A patented technology of Mother Nature for adrenalin junkies causing skeleton re-development and adaptation of internal organs for excessive cornering forces, acceleration and deceleration in activities involving wheels, wings, fuselage, hull, frame.
Symptoms – compulsion to break “laws” of physics, breaking the “limits” of inner-self. Basically, any activity requiring BALLS system.
KBS (Karl Benz Syndrome)
Karl was great visionary but, as all of them, he was just a theoretic. He was spending too much time in his garage tinkering with his automobil until his pissed off wife Bertha made a first ride. Tuners and dyno-onanist are same sort of people. Shiny cars, poor seat and some weird disillusion about “this is my road, watch out”
SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)
There is no void in Nature and everything empty must be filled out or small must be enlarged elsewhere. School of Yin Yang explains this dynamics of Mother Nature.
People suffering from SPS are delusional and live inside the Matrix. Usual symptoms – expensive high performance cars, inflated EGO, long tele-photo lenses…LONGER, LARGER, BIGGER, BETTER are the common keywords.
Women suffer most from SPS.
Ability to create a parallel world for those in need. A point of view. Forced belief.
“If you tell the same lie enough times, people will believe it; and the bigger the lie, the better.”
Read meaning of tuning in dictionary
Better description of those people is modification of cars without any prior knowledge why they do it.
Symptoms – no idea why they do it, unable to utilize those modifications, they saw it in magazine, on internet and from old wives fairy tales. No knowledge about modifications. Just for show.